4th of July, fuck off busybodies

 The 4th is coming and you can tell from the waves of anti fireworks propaganda being shit out by the state and media. The annoying nag sign they have on a major highway makes sure to remind you every year that fireworks are illegal. The fire pig also posted a "fireworks safety" blurb on facebook which basically said that fireworks are illegal and scary so don't light any off. If you don't like the term "fire pig", then don't act like one.
 Even going online looking for injury stats all you get are links to fear mongering articles. The following link is literally the ONLY stats article I found that was not anti fireworks propaganda. https://www.pyrouniverse.com/fireworks/firework-injury-statistics/
 The 4th has turned in to a real cuck-a-palooza, they all come out of the wood work to pontificate and berate. They LOVE to lay on the guilt too, nice and thick. When "Fireworks scare dogs!" didn't work, the next guilt trip was "Fireworks scare veterans!" What about the fireworks shows put on by the "pros" that they always recommend in lieu of  lighting off your own? Don't those scare puppies and vets too? If you live in some urban area where everyone is jammed together balls to asscheeks, then expect loud noises.
Not everyone on the left is a cuck, but if someone is always pushing for laws to protect people from themselves while pontificating about it in a pompous, arrogant tone, yes, they are a cuck.
 You know how to tell when someone is full of shit when it comes to stats? They give numbers, with no context or comparisons. "Oh, x amount of people were killed and injured with fireworks, and because of them being legal in more states THAT NUMBER IS GOING UP!!!!" While true, sir cuck, may I have some context with that? Like, out of all the people who use fireworks, what is the % of them that get injured? Just how does that % compare to other activities? Say camping, barbecue, jogging, etc? Do we need laws banning these activities if the % injury rates are the same or higher? If not, why not? Just what the FUCK is it about consumer fireworks that has every hand wringing busybody in the U.S.'s panties in a bunch? I wish the left in states that restrict or ban fireworks would fuck off. The media too. I find "don't light off fireworks because they are illegal, scary, and you might hurt yourself" pretentious, patronizing, and insulting. Stop treating me like a fucking kid, and if you are worried about "the children" then apply your shitty laws to people under 21 or 18, just like booze and ciggi laws do.